Sorry for the short pause in writing but my brain imploded and there wasn't much interesting to write about. (Has there ever been??) In this short time I became an anime freak, learned I truly was a nerd, and am still obsessed technology. Oh and I got a myspace too. Click here to see... There's much stuff that happened that I either can't remember right now (I always forget the good stuff...) or don't want to. But I finally have a laptop. That works.. and is BEUATIFUL AND SHINY AND FAST AND SWOOSH AND BLUE LIGHTS AND WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! erm.... yeah..... not an alienware but still pretty nice. AND THE BATTERY LASTS LONGER THAN ONE HOUR!!!!!!!!        Ya know, I think i was less hyper and sparatic WITH coffee. But I'm kind of forcing myself to be hyper so I can type fast. I'm trying to get used to my keyboard before I start school. Since I love to type (It makes me happy for some reason... Maybe the same way writing makes some people feel.) I shaunt think I shall have a problem. Shaunt? Is that even spelled right? Did I even use it correctly? Oh well. You know what would really be nice? An optical USB mouse so I can LEARN* more efficiently. Oh and maybe a computer chair that's NOT pink. It doesn't even spin and has no arms. I shall name it "The Armless Pink-Chair-Of-Doom". WHOOOOOOOOO flogging molly is the w00tn3ss! About as nifty as cake. Yep I actually said one band was as good as cake. scary O.O  There is a flashiing ad and it's distracting me so I better go. I'd like to type more but I'll wait till I have more itneresting stuff to say. Ok dont touch the mustard and good bye.



*Play Star Trek: Voyager Elite Force.

P.S. I am now known as Kii. You may call me whatever you wish, though. I dont care lol. (Too bad I didn't lose my habit of saying hola and loling constantly. oh well.) And I am Nocturnal Ninja. A Ninja/Pirate cheetah/tribble.      ...Talk about multiclassing. sheesh make a game out of that and theres no way anyone culd remember all the rules. "So I'm a tribble/cheetah? Ok and I can bite while wearing my spotted fur cloak but I can't use tribble soundwave attack unless I'm wearing my fur cloak of doom, right? what about my ninja abilites? can I use them while sailing around the world? I can? oh yeah! I just have to say argh everytime I sneak up on someone. Gotcha! To the underwater japaneese town floating in space in africa! At night!"  hehehe I shall laugh at my self. but that could actually be a fun game...wonder what kind of dice you would use..... >sings flogging molly and wonders what would happen if ninjas and pirates ever became allies... scary thing...

I can wake up(at a reasonable hour....usually), make tea, put two bagels in the toaster and then contemplate over the price diferences of the different sizes of cream cheese.

I can wake up. Most of the time.

I am very neat and organized. When I want to be.

When I'm not doing any of this I am watching Star Trek, eating, or sleeping. Or speaking klingon in my sleep. I did this last night. You know how sometimes you'll be lying in bed and all of a sudden you say something or make some weird noise or maybe just mumble? I do that alot.(Unless im actually asleep and dreaming all of it.) Last night I was just about to fall asleep and "baghneq". Why I yelled out spoon in klingon I may never know. But I rolled over grumbled and fell asleep. Much like a klingon would.

I was talking to Erin on the phone while washing dishes and I heard a phone ringing. I ran over to the cell phone and answered, very confused. It was Josh from a construction company. Josh wanted to talk to Larry. I told him Larry wasn't here and that he might have diald the wrong number. What I didn't tell him was that Larry used to live in the corner next the bathtub. Larry was the spider that moved in with us about 2 weeks after we moved in. Recently he dissapeared. Maybe he owed money to this construction company. He didn't even say where he was going. Oh well. Maybe he will find Bob. Or maybe he moved in with Penelope. Well I'm gonna go now and eat the rest of my bagels. WOOT ITS ALMOST SUMMER!!!!!!!

Today was an awesome and weird day. er yesterday and tonight... Morning. whatever. I was making grilled cheese and right wehn I was gonna call Tiffany she called. That was just the beginning. We were both in a hyper mood today lol. Infact, probably everyone in the world was hyper today. Duh! Star Wars ROTS!!!! I hope no one starts calling it rots.... thats just dumb.... I prefer SWROTS. Kinda like shwartz (there are so many ways to spell that.). scary.... anyway I got done talking to her at about 6:10. I then started my journey to the Fred Myer. This is where I bought Skittles(and i didn't win anything. damn skittles....), Starburst and a whatchamacallit. Only I could forget what you call those... anyway! So then I walked to the theatre. Paid $6.25 for my ticket and found my seat. I played blackjack on my cell phone untill the movie started when I then turned it off. Thats there some of the worst gramer ayve herd all days. Hey You try spelling and speaking prefectly at 3am after seeing star wars rots ok? I'm not even going to go into how niftastic that movie was. Niftastic? Nifterific? anyway and yoda? dude....that was funny. hmmm.... stop this i cannot. make it spin i can. ooh lightning! I wish I could say more but I don't want to ruin it for anyone(as if your worthy of reading this blog if you havn't already seen star wars iii) Oh and the part with the dude and the cliff and the evilness and the other evilness.. poor dude...... anyway on the way home(i was forced to abandon my seat before the credits were completely over due to a stampede of ppl that HAD to exit on the right side of the building.)  I walked by a street light and it turned off. I then started walking backwards while looking at it and it came back on. freaky....maybe not once. but twice? in one night? ok THATS freaky. it happened again. although I couldn't tell if it came back on becuase when i was looking at this one i stepped in a puddle(though the mud seems to have dissapeard from my pants and shoe) and by the time i regained my senses i was already around the corner and since i was already talking to myself i thought it would look even more stupid to go back and see if a streetlight came back on. the next light i came to wouldn't turn off though. The first two COULD have been cuased to turn off by cars headlights and the 3rd refused to go off becuase there wasn't a car in sight(thats a nifty hybrid by the way. Honda Insight.) With all this i was sure i would win something when i got online at home and entered in my skittles code.... stupid white lightsaber. i wanted an ipod. oh well. im getting a job soon. which now thanks to rots ill be saving for star wars whatever its called wiht 6 movies(double trilogy... thats my word for it...words....sentence... phrase. name. title.) and THEN for my cell phone and laptop. since whenever you go somewhere with anyone in this town you end up mysteriously losing atleast 5 minutes on your cell phone. or worse having it call your sister and the only sound that can be heard is a bunch of girls screaming at the top of their lungs and some guy saying are you having fun yet?. that was really funny lol. lock always the keypad you shall forever remember, Kyja Kahn. Kahn Kyja......scaryness.  well im off to Faerun and the Forgotten Realms. another thing im saving up for is a nifty desktop computer that can handle some actual games with whoa!!!!!!!!! more then 400 pixels for one texture! wow thats amazing!!!! All i need is a faster cpu and some more ram.  oh and a faster HD would be nice... though i guess optional. pretty sure thats it. I have a nifty GC from erin and randy. well i shall now hide in shadows and wait for someone to bring me my lightsaber. I also saw wait... guess i should mention that either......actually ill just put may contain spoilers at the top of this thing. now i can say it... I SAW CHEWBACCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope they too have their towels. I have a blog entry about going to california but I'll post it later. You know me. Lazyness is not irrelevant. Lazyness is being irrelevant. Maybe not. Anyway I wake up today and as I lay there(lieing laying thats something my brain has refused to learn. I'm pretty sure i have it right tho.)  for an hour like I always do when I thinkI'm going back to sleep but that doesn't hapen, due to hunger or internet or phone, I remembered that I had a dream about cheating on baldurs gate 2 and getting this really nifty sword thingy that like was magical and what not and gave you +20 dexterity. I don't know what happened after that. But I bet I won . Then I was listening to my music (60's 70's rock) and Janis Joplin starts singing  Oh lord, wont you buy me a Mercedes Bens and I spring out of bed and go "I had a dream about a Mercedes Bens!!!!" *long pause* "That was a sweet car." It had wings like an X-Wing but they were all curvy and wierd and it was Stealth Black. That was like the most awesome dream I've had since the one about the Enterprise.

I'm drinking a Jones Soda and I can just see people in the future going "Oh yes I remember in the year 2069 they finally invented a sugar substitute that wasn't radioactive." "Oh yeah they also invented the warp drive but that didn't go over too well becuase it was fueled by the old sugar substitute and everyone had forgotten how to make that becuase they were all using the new stuff."

Oh yeah I was at the store yesterday and two kids came up to me and said "Yeah that's the good stuff." "Um yeah?" "What kind is it? Fat free? "Yeah I'm weird so I use that instead of like normal milk in my cereal and stuff"(plus you never run out of half and half. which was what everyone was talking about.) "So are you into pokemon? Yu-Gi-Oh? something else I had never heard?" "No. not really."  "What are you into then?" "Star Trek. lol." "Oh. Star Trek is wierd.(well so is pokemon. lol. I'd much rather have a tribble istead of a bright yellow mouse/rat/small bear/dont know what running around screaming pika pika! and sneezing "pikachu!!!!!") Do you have any collectibles?'  "Yeah I've got two ships." "Boats?" "No ships. You know. Star Trek is in space so they're starships." "Oh. Well how big are they?" "About this big." "Oh well how do you fly on those?" "Well the ones in the series are like you know this big. Theese are just models." "Oh ok. Have you seen any hot chicks around here latley?(we were in the milk section next to the make up section)"  "No not really." "Oh ok." I think after that we said good bye and I went to go get some more pizzas. Which I may have for breakfast right now. Oh yeah and a certain someone needs to call the vet. And I need to call to see if they even have a job for me. If not I may take Tiffany's advice and see if I can get a job at taco bell or the apple peddler. Which by the way do you know how confusing it is to wake up in Cresent City and see an Apple Peddler and then go back to sleep and wake up again in Brookings and see yet another Apple Peddler? That was weird. Well 'm gonna go and make food. Too the Hysterical Kitchen!

I must tell everyone of my wonderful journey to the south. Yes I have finally moved back to Brookings, Oregon. Oceans are freakin' sweet dude. Freakin idiot. Uh yeah anyway. I would like to tell everyone of this 'wonderful' 'awesome' 'so much flippin fun it was awesomeness' time in which the moving took place... But I don't feel like writing a 3000 word blog entry about it so I think for now I shall just say I moved. And that's probably all you'll ever know becuase anyone who should know I moved knows that I know that they know I moved. Ya know? uno? Yes I'm tired. Tiffany just woke me up...well wait I shall start with this morning. I wake up at my designated time of awakefullness - 10:00AM - to my alarm. Hit the button that makes it stop and roll over. I then attempted many times to go back to sleep with little success. Either the damn lawnmower or the nose was making some sort of noise. noisy nose. argh. So I got up closed both windows told Taz to "shut up" and set my alarm for 11:00AM without looking to see what time it was. 10 minutes later after finally falling asleep "beep beep beep frickin beep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ok then.... i turned it off and resumed sleeping. At about 11:09AM Aura Lee started playing and I thought I was forever stuck in band class. THAT was a horrible dream. I then woke up enough to realise it was my phone ringing and it was Tiffany. So I get out of bed and pick up the phone and say "whahello¿........huh?" She wanted to ride bikes with Emily and me today. I then ate breakfast and got on the computer. We planned are bikeing journey for about an hour an met at a stop sign near the school. Our bikeing journey went from me her and Emily to me her and her bro and me her her bro and Emily and then it was meet Emily at the library. It was confusing but finally we all met at the stop sign minus the bro and our bikes lol. So we ran through rays( i thought we were getting food.) and then into freds. I thought we were just gonna get some food but then we had to meet ppl and it ended up we just stayed there all day. Hide and seek in a store is very different. its like cell phone tag. btw. After carrying that stupid cell phone everywhere with me today and haveing ppl call me like 10 times now everytime my stomach growls I think someone is calling me... This can get very confusing. I'm hungry*gargle gargle growl* WHOA WHERES THE PHONE AHHHHHH! or as Dustin would say ph hone. And Tiffany needs to stay away from the mens underwear department. "Is that what I think it is?! whoa it is! *slowly walk away* "Tiffany you touched it! lmao" I found a vote for pedro shirt. Oh yes since I've been here 5 ppl I know have called me Napoleon Dynamite and 15+ ppl I don't know have called me Napoleon Dynamite. Most of them just random ppl here and there. Like the ppl on the streets while I was riding my bike(I forgot my helmet...I feel a breeze in my hair... oh yeah i forgot my helmet.....*quickly ride back to my house and get it*). "Hey Napoleon! Pull me on my skateboard with your bike! I wanna get to rays! Napoleon!!!!!!!!!!" They were actually chasing me on my bike with their skatboards and roller blades screaming Napoleon. That was very very unexpected lol. And whats even more funny is right after turning the corner to get away from them two little kids were on the corner and they said "Hey he looks like Napoleon. Dude are you Napoleon Dynamite?" "And then in freds today Tiffany and I were trying to find Emily and Dustin and a bunch of Tiffanys friends asked "Hey is that your brother?" "Um no" "is he your bf?" "no hes just my friend" "Were not related and were not goin out lol" "Well your lucky hes cool"  I'm like uh your cool too dude lol. I'm not sure if I should cut my hair like I usually do or just leave it. Its cool knowing a bunch of ppl but im bad with names and get confused easily so i dont know lol. Oh yeah and my water heater is no longer working. Which is VERY bad for me becuase it's like taking a fish out of water. It just doesn't work. Last night I got so weird I was like(can they invent another word besides like....I sound like a vally girl. it was like so wierd like oh my gosh like whatever) I cant breathe need shower. water. WATER!!!!!!!!!! So i ended up boiling water on the stove to take a bath. Um that did NOT work. Specially when you have one big pot one little one and only two burners...So tongiht im going out to the garage and getting some hot water from that sink. it has an instant hot water thing that ironically doesn't get very hot and can't be adjusted. why? i have no clue. but it gets just hot enough for a bath and if i boil some water again it should be perfect. i cant wait im gonna have some tea(earl grey of wootness)(they put something in that tea to make it addicting....it tasted like crap when i frist started drinking it but now it tastes good...weird) and my sherlock holmes book. I watched two movies today. good movies. Oh yes i forgot to tell you. i was about to go to sleep before i went into one of my shower withdrawl things and do do do do do do do do do do do do. aura lee again. it was either have that play or beethovens 9th. or we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. why they would want that as a ring tone i have no clue. maybe if santa called... so yeah she woke me up AGAIN lol and thats why im up now eating ice cream and writing this. im gonna go now and take a bath. 4 & 2

Ok microwaveing sunflower seeds is a bad idea...

It's so funny. I can go from Neil Young to 50 Cent and be content. So I went and sent the tent to no wait I ment to say I bent the tent and spent 10 cents and what else rhymes with cent besides kent whence I came upon a tent that was being sent but not bent, behind a fence, without consent.

Yeah, this time I actually had sleep.

And no, I havn't been into the coffee... yet.

In other daily news of facticity... I have read The Adventure Of The Abby Grange by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Good book. Now I know why Data liked theese books so much. I also read some Edgar Allan Poe - The Raven. Very good as well. Now I'm reading Moby Dick. Can we say lots and lots of words that make no sense to someone who speaks 21st century not-true-english? What is a bombazine cloak??? Some of theese you cannot even....I just said cannot....darn books.....anyway, Some of theese you can't even find in the dictionary! What/Who is Skrimshander...??? Farrago? Yes very. Innion??? Onion?!?!?! M'i ylsuoivbo ton sa kniht sa I trams I saw. Luckily those words I found in the dictionary. The rest just weren't there. All of theese books are on a CD (that I got for only shipping and handleing) so it could have been a typo. I did see an "ot" somewhere in there. Now I'm pretty sure "ot" is "not" a word. vum? Is that like "ahh it's Sunday!!"? Can they not just say "Ahh it's Sunday!!!"? In lieu? Now that one I know. Monkey Jacket? Ok what? Are there snail jackets? Tribble Jackets..... anyway I should go now. There were many more words that were even more confusing but I can't find them and I'm thirsty. By the By. I reccommend to all ye who write in ye blogs to type backwards. 'tis very amuseing. And yes, this is a good book. A big book. But good. I shall now go make tea. *walks off into the distance wondering whether he should wash the counterpane and whether he'll get any hits from google with the backwards sentence*

I now know why I got up this morning! Besides to talk to my friend, ofcourse. I found out that Stevie Nicks was in Fleetwood Mac. And I call myself a musical genius? Well I can't know EVERYTHING. I kept thinking to myself, That sounds REALLY familiar! Wait! It sounds like Fleetwood Mac! To the internet, ensign! I love google. It can be used as a spellchecker or anything. Even a calculator! Or email! Before I start sounding like an ad for google....*drum roll please*

It started with one llama and it ended with a pigeon.

What you are about to read is an actual conversation that took place in a yahoo pool lobby.

bzzzgarglewhateverabunchofspamcrap.
PL:spammers buncha lowlife lamos
silence...
me:llamas...
PL:goats
Me:snails
NTM:octopus
Me:tribbles
Me:this is fun...
NTM:girrafe
NTM:i cant stop now
PL:rhino
NTM:i need my meds
Me:hippo
NTM:hippo
NTM:jinx
PL: ok, no copying
PL:mink
Me:lol
NTM:burro
PL:coyote
NTM:lizard
ME:hyena
PL:frog
NTM:horse
Me:cow
NTM:monkey
PL:Gorilla
NTM:dog
Me:lobster
NTM:good one
Me:thanks
NTM:lol
NTM:bull
Me:fish
PL:ass
NTM:lion
PL:chimp
NTM:sloth
Me:cheetah
NTM: polar bear
PL: whale
NTM:shark
Me:penguin
PL:minnow
Me:cougar
PL: panther
NTM:lion...i mean tiger
PL:sure lol
Me:bear
Me: lol
PL: zebra
NTM: parrot
PL:koala bear
NTM dingo
Me: darn missed that one
NTM:godzilla
PL: lol geez, this is gettin weird
PL:mothra
Me: darn i was gonna say that lol
T:what are you doing?
Me:having fun lol
T:i think your scaring the ppl out here
NTM:king kong
PL:mighty joe young
Me:tarzan
Me:lol
T: kyle just behave
Me:i am...
T:no ur not...
PL:yah, ur really not
Me: platypus
T: dont make me take your music away....
NTM:beaver
GRTlakes:smurfenhadglewidgets
Me:kangaroo
Me:lol
T: ok have i missed something out here?
NTM:lol
Me:lemmings...they exist...
GRtlks:yes
T:...
T:im so confused...
NTM:snipe
Me:squirl
NTM:t-rex
T:alright what is up with the animals?
Me:good one with the bird...had to look that up lol
NTM:big foot
T:are you guys just seeing which one is better or somehting? im confused majorly!
me:YETI! lol
Me:no were just naming random animals..
T:umm... y?
NTM:yetis rule!
Me: ooooh ooh i got one!
Me:wookie!!!
Me:lol
NTM:yeah!!!
T:alright i am feelin left out
NTM:try one
NTM:cmon.....
T:umm..
NTM:You know you want to
me:Its so addicting lol
T:un huh...all u r doing is naming animals like a panda bear...
Me:Sugar glider
NTM:wtf?
Me:Im not sure what they are but i read about them on a blog somewhere lol
NTM:lol
NTM:silverfish
Me:slug
NTM: dung beetle
Me: peacock
NTM: pigeon
NTM:i gotta split, be a productive member of society for a few,
NTM:that was fun tho
Me: ok lol
NTM:laters
Me:cya

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Why did I not say Great Green Archleseizure? I thought the Wookies!!! was pretty funny though.. And the Tribbles. Now that I know how lame that must look I shall go. lol. You have to admit, it IS pretty funny. Random people in a chat room... nameing random animals and other things. This is as funny, if not more, than the snail and the pool party...

dude. I've had about 23 minutes of sleep. Why do I keep writing dude? Well I don't care. I just want to sleep. I read. I listened to music. I took a shower. I made some tea. I opened a bag of potato chips and snacked on them well reading again. After the salt on the potato chips made my tounge hurt I went back to cookies. The cookies are now gone, I'm on chapter 7 of my book and something is dripping outside my window my cd keeps skipping and everytime I fall asleep I wake up 2 minutes later. Not even swearing in Klingon would help me to go to sleep. So I started saying random words, that most likely didn't produce a coherent sentence, in Klingon. Still had no effect. So now I'm just going to act like I'm awake and maybe I'll fall asleep...or something. Yea, I shall now go.

Dude. Did you ever notice how catchy some of theese things on the radio are?? I can't get this one out of my head! George Morlin plumbing! The water heater king!             I REALLY miss my commercial free satelite radio... It shall soon return though.