I hope they too have their towels. I have a blog entry about going to california but I'll post it later. You know me. Lazyness is not irrelevant. Lazyness is being irrelevant. Maybe not. Anyway I wake up today and as I lay there(lieing laying thats something my brain has refused to learn. I'm pretty sure i have it right tho.)  for an hour like I always do when I thinkI'm going back to sleep but that doesn't hapen, due to hunger or internet or phone, I remembered that I had a dream about cheating on baldurs gate 2 and getting this really nifty sword thingy that like was magical and what not and gave you +20 dexterity. I don't know what happened after that. But I bet I won . Then I was listening to my music (60's 70's rock) and Janis Joplin starts singing  Oh lord, wont you buy me a Mercedes Bens and I spring out of bed and go "I had a dream about a Mercedes Bens!!!!" *long pause* "That was a sweet car." It had wings like an X-Wing but they were all curvy and wierd and it was Stealth Black. That was like the most awesome dream I've had since the one about the Enterprise.

I'm drinking a Jones Soda and I can just see people in the future going "Oh yes I remember in the year 2069 they finally invented a sugar substitute that wasn't radioactive." "Oh yeah they also invented the warp drive but that didn't go over too well becuase it was fueled by the old sugar substitute and everyone had forgotten how to make that becuase they were all using the new stuff."

Oh yeah I was at the store yesterday and two kids came up to me and said "Yeah that's the good stuff." "Um yeah?" "What kind is it? Fat free? "Yeah I'm weird so I use that instead of like normal milk in my cereal and stuff"(plus you never run out of half and half. which was what everyone was talking about.) "So are you into pokemon? Yu-Gi-Oh? something else I had never heard?" "No. not really."  "What are you into then?" "Star Trek. lol." "Oh. Star Trek is wierd.(well so is pokemon. lol. I'd much rather have a tribble istead of a bright yellow mouse/rat/small bear/dont know what running around screaming pika pika! and sneezing "pikachu!!!!!") Do you have any collectibles?'  "Yeah I've got two ships." "Boats?" "No ships. You know. Star Trek is in space so they're starships." "Oh. Well how big are they?" "About this big." "Oh well how do you fly on those?" "Well the ones in the series are like you know this big. Theese are just models." "Oh ok. Have you seen any hot chicks around here latley?(we were in the milk section next to the make up section)"  "No not really." "Oh ok." I think after that we said good bye and I went to go get some more pizzas. Which I may have for breakfast right now. Oh yeah and a certain someone needs to call the vet. And I need to call to see if they even have a job for me. If not I may take Tiffany's advice and see if I can get a job at taco bell or the apple peddler. Which by the way do you know how confusing it is to wake up in Cresent City and see an Apple Peddler and then go back to sleep and wake up again in Brookings and see yet another Apple Peddler? That was weird. Well 'm gonna go and make food. Too the Hysterical Kitchen!

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