10.On occasion you wake up in the morning and walk to your microwave and say "Coffee, Black."
9.You are addicted to Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.
8.After drinking Earl Grey tea you find yourself straightening your shirt every five minutes. This is called "The Picard Maneuver".
7.You wish there was a D&D-like game with star trek characters. (I (RECENTLY

) found out there is.)
6.Everyone points at you and says "Look. It's the trekkie."
5.Everyone you know except two people think star trek is star wars. double badness....
4.You name pets after things that have to do with star trek. I.E. three of three or the tribble. (i now must find a klingon name for three...)
3.Your pet knows vulcan martial arts.
2.You actually know how to use the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. But it never works....
1.
QI'yaH you are multi lingual. you dont always need to swear at your boss in an earth language
Bonus round.*you hear what might be thunder but is probably just someone shaking a sheet of foil.*
It's always nice to return something at the store and get a full refund. It's not like BG where you can buy an item for 30GP and then take it back two seconds later and only get 3GP. It's really bad when you buy a cursed item and find no one knows a break curse spell. Or when you buy a potion thats suppost to be something else but its not and you drink it and *kaboom!* Anyone got a potion of healing...maybe 5?
...signs your addicted to D&D....